Hello, I’m Dolores Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, Headmistress and High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, and 10-year-old poodle mix searching for my forever home.
Now, the time has come for answers about me and what my ideal home might look like. I first want to share with you that I recently found out I have a collapsing trachea, which can be easily managed with continuous medication, and bladder stones that will eventually need to be removed if they start to bother me… much like children. I certainly don’t mind other dogs but, you know, I really hate children. I would prefer to be in an adult-only household. I may be a little bit guarded when we first meet, but I’m sure we’re going to be very good friends! I don’t necessarily need a fenced-in yard since I am a master in the art of leash walking, but it may help to perfect my house training. I am also crate trained and come when called.
If you think we could be a good, pure-blooded family, then submit an adoption application for me, Dolores!
• • At this time we are only adopting in the state of TN due to CDC recommended travel restrictions involving COVID19 ? Applicants personal pets must be current on vaccines & heartworm/flea prevention and be altered ? All applicants are subject to a thorough screening process • •